Comment about Library A to Z

If I'm going to keep reading books from the library I'm going to have to buy myself one of those hazard suits. Books from the library are so FILTHY!!!! Crud spilled on them and other stuff I don't even want to think might be. Pages stuck together with what I hope is taco sauce, what looks like somebody wiped their finger-picken' nose with the page and maybe got dropped in the toilet! It's a good thought to get books from the library, but isn't there some way to take care of these books? UGH!!!